Dear Christian,

I will always cherish the time we had together. Deep inside I hold many memories for you and your family, that will last forever. Although we were together for 3 years, there were some serious flaws in our relationship. Looking back you were very careless with me, dropping me on concrete, misplacing me, letting your kids slobber on me. You never liked my slow response time, or the way I took pictures for you without a flash. Nevertheless, we made some beautiful photographs together, captured some lovely memories. It is hard for me to tell you this, but I am taking the plunge. I am going to leap from your pocket and explore the depths of Clear Lake. I hope this isn't too sudden, and even though there are still two months worth of pictures yet to be uploaded, you should know, it isn't you, it's me.

Love always,
Your Nikon Coolpix L6 Camera